Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Randomize
