I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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