Your tits are I can't wait for
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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