Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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