I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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