if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
