with your own penis?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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