I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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