nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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