I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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