I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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