i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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