I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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