he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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