Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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