question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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