Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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