The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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