if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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