I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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