it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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