David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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