Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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