her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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