Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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