Whats the count minus fat chicks?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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