oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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