I love black thongs
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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