Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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