After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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