I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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