I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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