Dual....:-)
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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