Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
