Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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