i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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