i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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