The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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