11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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