My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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