therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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