I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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