would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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