Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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