I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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