just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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