My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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