She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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