words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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