her vagine was all disorganized.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
This gyro tastes like lonliness
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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