Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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