I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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