Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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